dump

Taking a dump is sumthing everyone does,from angelina jolie till donald trump.

The smell can b terible,depending on what u eat.
The worst gasses will cum out when yah eat a lotta meat.

Sum will take a minute,others will read a book.
As long as u wash ur hands properly b4 u start to cook.

The glorious feeling when this piece of waste leaves the body is pretty much equal to anny person.
And when u hold up ur poop,ur shit will get for worsen.

Diareea is sumthing quite uncomfertable.
Gotta race to the restroom,and drop ur pants as quick as u can and all.

The stuf u wipe ur ass with,and flush it down the drain.
Is sumthing quite important,or ull experience anal pain.

so take a dump.......use ur brain